Saturday, February 19, 2011

Man Builds Ark on Dry Ground

A local family of 8 has been building a 3-story ark for some time now.  Longer than a football field, they claim that their God told them to build this ark because there will be a big flood coming where every living thing on earth would be destroyed.  They plan to bring enough food and two of every kind of animal into the ark with them to preserve all the species of the earth.

"This guy is crazy," claims a neighbor.  "We have been watching him and his family build this thing for years and we've never seen a flood.  Now he even wants to take animals inside."

The local meteorologist has confirmed that there will be heavy rain starting next week.  However, chances of flooding remain slim.

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